Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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