I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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