I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm like, not good at living.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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