question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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