that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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