i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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