Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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