addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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