we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I looked at my own cervix.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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