lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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