Well apparently he's into motor boating.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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