How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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