is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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