We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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