what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
