I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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