Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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