She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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