What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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