id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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