On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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