you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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