In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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