They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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