At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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