you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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