i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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