love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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