Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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