is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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