you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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