White coat. Heels.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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