Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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