their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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