We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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