i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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