Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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