haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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