Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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