OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How's work?
Spinning.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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