Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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