i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he fucked my hip out of place.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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