dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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