There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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