Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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Do I have a choice?
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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