God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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