i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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