oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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