i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bring me that man meat
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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