you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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