it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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