spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Pooping to opera.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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