let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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