Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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