I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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