Don't you send me to vm
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
How naked do you want me to be?
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