Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
50% drunk capacity currently
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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